Who Am I

As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me “privileged”, and a white supremacist & responsible for slavery.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget and support myself.


I went to high school, and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was “advantaged”.


I am heterosexual, which according to wokes, now makes me a homophobe.


I am not a Muslim, which now labels me an infidel.


I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of the “vast NRA gun lobby”.


I am older than 70, making me a useless eater who doesn’t understand Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat.


I think and I reason, and I doubt some of what the media tells me, which makes me a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”.


I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe.


I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort and opportunity - not freedom of outcome or subsidies, which must make me a borderline sociopath.


I believe in the defense & protection of America for and by all citizens, which now making me a militant.


I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand hand over heart during our National Anthem - so I must be a racist.


Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! Funny - it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years!


If all this wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use… and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY.