Wednesday, February 8

Today's Lesson is IRONY


Once in a while, we just have to stand back in awe of our government:

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture is proud to be distributing the greatest number of free meals and food stamps ever - to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is that "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”

Thus, this ends today's lesson. Thank you.
 

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