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What do I care about them Ukrainians anyway... if the Ruskies want that country, I say let them have it... what good is going to do them now anyway... since it is all bombed out?
But... nothing would have happened to them in the first place is this here president Biden had not of pussy-footed around like he did. I'm surprised that we let him get away with that crap in the first place... don't the sonnofabitch work for usins?
And what the hell do I care about nuclear war for anyway? I ain't gonna live much longer noways... so what's a few months either way mean? It's them kids who get screwed the most... hell, they ain't even begun to live their lives and now these assholes up north want to take that away from them too.
In my day, if someone had of acted like that, we'd of kicked the shit out of them and left 'em for the dogs to piss on. I just don't know what this ole world is coming to. We don't know how good we got it until it gone... and hell, with these pussies around today, if that happened, we'd never get her back.
It is nice to know that Spring is arriving in the Valley... it is nice to see the green grass, the blooming of flowers, and eventually the blooming of trees...
HOWEVER, with this blooming of spring comes the inevitable mowing of grass... and, with that comes the fact that we will be paying over $4/gallon of gasoline for our mowers. I usually fill up 3 gas cans at one time or 7 gallons. I was paying $14 for each fill-up and this summer I will be paying close to $30 for each fill-up.

His father tried to open the storm door, but I held it close to the door frame and said that we already had a church... thanked them... then shut the door. My wife who was standing in the kitchen asked me not to be so rude. While I did not think I was being rude and acted no differently than I would have to any other door-to-door salesperson, my wife thought I should have been nicer to religious people.
For me... a door-to-door salesperson is a door-to-door salesperson... there ain't no difference just because they are selling a local church.
Why is a local church trying to build up its attendance? Is their church not completely full on Sundays or are they trying to increase revenues? Either way, it benefits them more than it does me.
Am I saying that I am not religious? NO! My beliefs are my own, but I will tell you this, I am against institutionalized religion, not religion as a belief. I have a strong religious belief and will never lessen, in fact, it gets stronger as I get older...
But again, my beliefs are not in question here... what is a concern, is why other churches and their congregations try to push their beliefs and their churches on you. If I want to attend a church I will because I made that decision not because one of their members came to my door and invited me... I probably will not attend because they came to my door as I would not want to share my beliefs with someone who had that kind of personality.