WHAT DOES MONEY BUY?

The list is quite long actually....  because money will buy you at least the following:

1. the prettiest girl in town
2. the most expensive automobile
   
3. any job you want
4. any house you want
5. any vacation you want
6. the most expensive lawyer in town
7. expensive, hand-tailored clothes
8. the most expensive alcohol
9. any illegal drug you want
10. people standing in line for handouts
11. donations to create a legacy
12. first class passage anywhere
13. your own private jet(s)
14. your own private 250-350 foot yacht
15. any penthouse you want
16. the most expensive meal at any restaurant
17. tickets of choice at ANY EVENT
18. political influence
19. chauffeur driven limousines
20. choice of tee-off times

HOWEVER,
money does not guarantee you:

1. God's Love
2. admiration of others
3. authentic friends
4. loyalty of friends
5. trust of friends
6. proper values and ethics
7. the sincerity of integrity
8. love of a partner
9. faith and/or hope
10. good health
11. seeing beauty
12. understanding happiness
13. peace-of-mind
14. the humility of limitation
15. postponement of death
16. a brilliant mind
17. a physically perfect body
18. attractiveness
19. a pleasant personality
20. truth as it is known