This is the World in Which we Live

Civilization in 2023 - this is priceless

� Our Phones - Wireless
� Cooking - Fireless
� Cars - Keyless
� Food - Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress - Sleeveless
� Youth - Jobless
� Leaders - Shameless
� Relationships - Meaningless
� Attitudes - Careless
� Babies - Fatherless
� Feelings - Heartless
� Education - Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
� We are-SPEECHLESS,
� Government-is CLUELESS,
� And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!

Only in This Stupid World .....do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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Only in This Stupid World ......do drugstores make the sick walk all
the way to the back of the Store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ‍ ️
Only in This Stupid World.....do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet Coke.. ‍ ️
Only in This Stupid World.....do banks leave vault doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.. ‍ ️
Only in This Stupid World ...........do we buy hot dogs in packages of
ten and buns in Packages of eight.. ‍ ️
Only in This Stupid World .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering. ‍ ️
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ‍
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Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word ‍ ️
Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice' ‍
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons ‍
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes ‍ ️
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ‍
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You know that Indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff !! ‍
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ‍ ️
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of Pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
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If flying is so Safe, why do they call the airport the terminal
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Insurance and Warranty Protection

One of the decisions that you have to make either as an individual or as a family in INSURANCE and WARRANTY PROTECTION which is just another way to say insurance.

Here's what might be available to you:

1. Life insurance
2. Home owner's insurance
3. Mortage insurance
4. Renter's insurance
5. Flight insurance
6. Car insurance
7. Health Insurance
8. Car Repairs insurance
9. Appliance insurance
10. Cancer insurance
11. Disability insurance
12. Roof warranties
13. Computer warranties
14. Furniture warranties
15. Television warranties

There are many people who believe that most Americans are INSURANCE POOR.

When you take out life insurance, your policy will only benefit you if you die immediately after the probation period - otherwise, you are going to be paying more than you get back the longer you live.  As you get older, your monthly premiums will increase, and the length of the policy will decrease.

Insurance companies are designed TO MAKE A PROFIT... from each policy holder.

Back in the 1970s or so, I remember I was in Sears and was buying something or other and the sales clerk wanted to know if I wanted to buy a warranty in case the item broke.  My comment was something like:  "Why?  Was it not made correctly?"

Up to that point, warranties had never been available.

American workers know how to make quality products, but they don't make quality products because they are pissed off at their supervisor or manager.  When that happens, companies lose money - so, they compensated by offering warranties for bad workmanship that they did not really want to correct.

If you want to throw away your money...  be my guest...  otherwise, get only that insurance which you really need like car and health insurance. Of course, if you are financing something then the banks are going to want you to pay some sort of insurance as well.

It's Just Chicken